Princess Amy's Hideout

Sorry

2009-12-03T03:38:00.002+08:00

its been a while since i last post in this blog.

actually, i've been focusing on my other blog,

http://bbyputri.blogspot.com

its more like a diary, really

i dont have much time to view my mails

so i cant post any new ones for you

sorry, i will though, when i get the time to do so

thanks for reading anyway. till then,

loves<33

Mummy's Famous Cupcake

2009-08-28T00:57:00.006+08:00

*LOCALS ONLY-Malaysia*

Cupcakes are now open for orders . Append below is sample of ordered cupcakes baked from our oven . You may now contact us for order , please allow 3-4 days prior to ‘eating time’ .

Pricings :

1. CC Buttercream - RM2.30/pc (min order 16 pcs) Size - 2.5 oz

2. CC with Chocolate Ganache toppings - RM2.80/pc (Min order 16 pcs) Size - 2.5 oz\

plus, lots of flavor can be ordered. hazelnut, strawberry, mint, lime and etc.

TERRIFIC for dinners, parties, season's greeting, events, gift and much more !

shaberri@yahoo.com for orders.

or can just inform me :)

Islam is Love

2009-07-18T02:14:00.000+08:00

TEAM JACOB :)

2009-07-16T18:33:00.001+08:00

because i prefer a space heater

over an air conditioner anyday

Dear Ladies ,

2009-05-07T01:41:00.000+08:00

Now we all know that theres a lot of cases where perverts' hidden cams are placed in the ladies' toilet so make sure that you've checked before you enter . Instructions : Check with your handphone , make sure that your handphone can still make a call before you enter a restroom . Every time after entering into that particular toilet , if your phone cannot make a call out ( this is due to the interference of fibre optic during implementation ) , it means that there is a HIDDEN CAMERA inside , so be very cautious ladies !!!

New Moon : New Casts

2009-04-26T18:16:00.001+08:00

HERES AN UPDATE ON THE 'NEW MOON' NEW CASTS

From left : Demetri , Felix , Alec

From Left : Marcus , Harry Clearwater , Emily

New cast members include the legendary Volturi, a venerable coven of vampires who weigh and impose the laws of the vampire world, as well as two new members of the Quileute Indian Nation. The Volturi include Charlie Bewley as Demetri, Daniel Cudmore as Felix, Christopher Heyerdahl as Marcus, all Volturi enforcers. Cameron Bright is Alec, her brother. Graham Greene appears as Harry Clearwater, Quileute tribal leader and old friend of Bella's father Charlie. Tinsel Korey is Emily, the fiance of Sam Uley.

NEW : Eminem - We Made You

2009-04-19T01:37:00.005+08:00

Here's Eminem's brilliant new song , We Made You .The best new song ever made , listen !

lyrics :

Guess Who

You Miss me?

Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 xenedrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah

The Twilight Saga - New Moon posters

2009-04-16T17:10:00.004+08:00

The Twilight Saga - New Moon , casts :

2009-04-16T17:05:00.001+08:00

okay so i've been searching through the net on the second movie from the twilight saga - new moon , the movie will be out on November 20th but i'm not sure when in Malaysia .These are the lists of the confirmed casts , those characters not listed are still in search .

I would like Tom Felton (HP's Draco Malfoy) to play Alec , he seemed fit for the roll and Jonathan Rhys Meyers (The Tudors) should play Marcus , he seemed fit for the vampire roll too .

Humans :

-Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan
-Billy Burke as Charlie Swan
-Sarah Clarke as Renee
-Anna Kendrick as Jessica Stanley
-Michael Welch as Mike Newton
-Christian Serratos as Angela Weber
-Justin Chon as Eric Yorkie

VAMPIRES :

The Cullens:
-Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen
-Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen
-Nikki Reed as Rosalie Cullen
-Jackson Rathbone as Jasper Cullen
-Kellan Lutz as Emmet Cullen
-Peter Facinelli as Dr. Carlisle Cullen
-Elizabeth Reaser as Esme Cullen

-Rachelle Lefevre as Victoria
-Edi Gathegi as Laurent

The Volturi:
-Michael Sheen as Aro Volturi
-Noot Sear as Heidi Volturi
-Jamie Campbell Bower as Caius Volturi
-Dakota Fanning as Jane Volturi

Wolfpack :

- Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black
-Gil Birmingham as Billy Black
- Alex Meraz as Paul
- Chaske Spencer as Sam Uley
- Tyson Houseman as Quil Ateara
- Bronson Pelletier as Jared
- Kiowa Gordon as Embry Call

Twilight Cupcakes ?

2009-04-14T15:23:00.001+08:00

Cupcakes have always won over my heart , i'm planning on opening my own cupcakes and cookies store someday and since i'm a twilighter , i just cant ignore these yummy twilight cupcakes :)

Jacob Black ?

2009-04-08T19:09:00.003+08:00

rumors have been said that Michael Copon will play as the older Jacob Black for The Twilight Saga : New Moon movie , oh please tell me this is not happening ! i mean , he's hot but i'd love Steven Strait to play the roll ! Taylor Lautner was the best Jacob Black and i dont think its right for them to choose Michael Copon . they should choose Steven Strait :| although , if Michael Copon did get the roll , its okay . he's good too since he does somehow look like taylor and i'm still on team jake .

Something To Laugh At

2009-04-08T17:07:00.004+08:00

Imagine Mr.Miyaki saying all these to his karate grandsons .

1. Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

2. Foolish man give wife grand piano,

wise man give wife upright organ.

3. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

4. Man with one chopstick go hungry.

5. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

6. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

7. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

8. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

9. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

10. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

11. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

12. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

13. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

14. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

15. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

16. Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

17. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

18. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

20 Most Bizarre Houses around the world

2009-04-08T16:58:00.000+08:00

The Spaceship House, in Chattanooga (TN, USA).

The Teapot Dome, in Zillah (WA, USA). It was built in 1922 as a reminder of the Teapot Dome Scandal involving President Warren G. Harding and a federal petroleum reserve in Wyoming.

The Boeing 727 House, in Benoit (Mississippi, USA). The plane set Joanne Ussary back $2,000.00, cost $4,000.00 to move, and $24,000.00 to renovate. The stairs open with a garage door remote, and one of the bathrooms is still intact. And let’s not forget the personal jacuzzi in the cockpit.

The Toilet-shaped house, in Suwon (South Korea). South Korean sanitation activists marked the start of a global toilet association right here on November 21, 2007, by lifting the lid on the world's first lavatory-shaped home that offers plenty of water closet space.

The Nautilus House, in Mexico DF (Mexico), is a seashell-inspired abode built by designed by Senosiain Arquitectos for a couple.

The Shoe House in Hellam (Pennsylvania, USA). It was an actual guesthouse (3 bedroom, 2 baths, a kitchen and a living room) of a local shoe magnate, Mahlon N. Haines. After his death, it was an ice cream parlor for a while, and now it is a museum.

The Upside-Down House, in Szymbark (Poland). The house was created by Daniel Czapiewski to describe the former communist era and the present times in which we live.

The Cube houses, in Rotterdam (Holland). All of this 32 cube houses are attached to each other. Designed by architect Piet Blom in 1984, each cube house has three floors.

The Bubble House in Cannes (France). In the early eighties, fashion designer Pierre Cardin bought this atypical summer house built by architect Antti Lovag.

The Eliphante Art House, in Cornville (AZ, USA). Artist Michael Kahn and his wife Leda Livant built it from found materials piece by piece.

The Mushroom House, in Cincinnati (Ohio, USA).

The One Log House, in Garberville (California, USA). It is a one-bedroom house hollowed out from a single log that came from a 2,100-year old redwood tree. After felling this 13 foot diameter forest giant, Art Schmock and a helper needed 8 months of hard labor to hollow out the log into a room 7 ft. high and 32 ft. long, weighing about 42 tons.

The Fallingwater, in Pennsylvania (USA). It was designed by American architect Frank Lloyd Wright in 1935 and built partly over a waterfall.

The Steel House, in Lubbock (Texas, USA). Architect and sculptor Robert Bruno spent 23 years building this strange home that looks like a giant pig out of 110 tons of steel.

The Pickle Barrel House, in Michigan (USA).

The Strawberry house, in Tokyo (Japan).

The Errante's Guest House, in Chile.

The Kettle House, in Texas (USA).

The Kvivik Igloo, in Kvivik (Faroe Islands).

Rihanna's Fight

2009-02-16T21:01:00.000+08:00

Rihanna and Chris Brown .How can i put this , they were the sweetest and cutest couple to me like troy bolton and gabriella montez in HSM .But this is an example of a love so pure could get worse in just a blink of an eye .Nobody really know what actually happened but as i saw Rihanna's police report , she claims that boyfie Chris Brown had hurt her the night before the Grammy Awards .A police statement released Sunday afternoon said Brown and an unidentified woman began arguing while riding in a car following a pre-Grammy party where they were spotted together Saturday night .The fight escalated when they got out of the car in the ritzy Hancock Park neighborhood, the report said , and Brown was gone by the time officers arrived .The report indicated that the woman was injured , but Brown was booked only on suspicion of making a criminal threat , a felony , after walking into a police station Sunday night .Authorities said the district attorney could choose to expand the charges .They said Rihanna suffered from facial bruises and scratches because of her fight with Chris Brown .How awful ! I just cant believe anything like this could've happen .With Rihanna's concert being rescheduled , i just hope she is okay .I'm a big fan of both Rihanna and Chris , but sorry to say , Chris Brown can go to hell ! I hate you for hitting a girl .What a total 'horidious cow' as the girls from WildChild would say .

They were so cute and happy .Look , they even got matching tattoos to express their love .Sigh :( How sad .Well Rihanna , you better take good care of yourself .Hope you'll be back for a great concert in Malaysia :) Oh , to her fans out there , listen to Rihanna's song entitled EMERGENCY ROOM featuring akon .I believe that song got something to do with Rihanna and Chris Brown's fight .

RIHANNA

SEE WHAT CHRIS BROWN DID TO HER ! PITY SWEET RIHANNA , RUMOUR HAS IT THAT CHRIS BROWN HAD HIT HER WITH SOMETHING AND MOST OF THE FANS BELIEVED IT WAS A GUN . WHAT A LOSER HITTING A GIRL :( DAMN YOU *MF* . I HATE YOU , CHRIS BROWN !

Stop Violence Against Women !

2009-02-16T20:59:00.001+08:00

STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN

after the Rihanna incident , i just realized that most of the men these days take us for granted . they've been hitting us , playing with our emotions , and looking down on us . to all women out there , take action . dont let them think that we are as WEAK as they thought . we are actually stronger than they could ever be . now how many of you agree that ?

"Tender lips that's so so sweet
Gentle words she softly speaks
Such an angel when we need
GOD bless the ground beneath her feet
She can take you on a high
Be your comfort when you cry
But if you look into her eyes
You'll see the strength of a woman
Strength of a woman

With her smile and her style,my
She'll protect u like a child
That's a woman
She'll put a smile upon yah face
And take you to that (ah) higher place
So don't you under estimate
The strength of a woman"

listen to : Shaggy - Strength Of A Woman :)

at WAR

2009-01-30T20:07:00.000+08:00

start by boycott these brands !
*SARAH LEE, huge ISRAELI corporation with affiliates, name brands, products = *SL

AMBI PUR - Air Fresheners = *SL
AOL
AOSTE/meat = *SL
AQUA VELVA/body care = *SL
APEX Supply Company
ARAMIS
AUCHAN

BALI/intimate apparel = *SL
BALLPARK - meat = *SL
BANANA REPUBLIC
Bb.
BIOTHERM
BODY MIST/body care = *SL
BOSS/Hugo Boss
BRYAN - meat = *SL
BRYLCREME/body care = *SL
BUITONI

CALVIN KLEIN
CARREFOUR
CHAMPION - athletic apparel = *SL
CLINIQUE
CNN/tv, radio
COCA COLA

DAILY TELEGRAPH
DANONE
DIM/intimate apparel, hosiery = *SL
DISNEY
DOUWE EGBERTS/coffee & coffee systems = *SL
DONNA KARAN/New York
DR. PEPPER

EXPO DESIGN CENTER
EXPRESS

FANTA - sodapop
FOX/tv
FRUITOPIA

GAO
GAP
GARNIER Laboratoires
GEORGIA LIGHTING
GIORGIO ARMANI Parfums
GOSSARD/intimate apparel = *SL

HANES/apparel = *SL
HARPER-COLLINS
HEMA
HENRI BENDEL/New York
HOME DEPOT Maintenance Warehouse, The
HILLSHIRE FARMS/meat = *SL
HUGGIES = *SL
HR - Helena Rubinstein

IBM
ICQ
INTEL
INTIMATE brands

J. CREW
JCPENNEY
JIMMY DEAN = *SL
JO MALONE/London
JOHNSON & JOHNSON
JUST MY SIZE/intimate apparel = *SL

KIA ORA/fruit squashes
KIMBERLY-CLARK
KitKat
KIWI/shoe care = *SL
KLEENEX
KOTEX

Laboratoires GARNIER
LA MER
LANCOME/Paris
LA ROCHE-POSAY LABORATOIRE PHARMACEUTIQUE
LEGGS/hosiery = *SL
LERNER/NEW YORK
LIBBY'S
LILT - beverage
LINDEX
L'OREAL
LOVABLE/intimate apparel, socks = *SL

MAGGI
MAISON CAFE/coffee & coffee systems = *SL
MAST INDUSTRIES, INC.
MARKS & SPENCER
MAYBELLINE/NY

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL
NESTLE
NEW YORK & company
NEW YORK POST
NEWS OF THE WORLD
NOKIA/connecting people
NUR DIE/nur die - hosiery = *SL
NURSERY WORLD

OUTER BANKS/t-shirts, sportsshirts = *SL

PERRIER/perrier
PICKWICK/tea = *SL
PILAO CAFE
PLAYTEX = *SL
PRESCRIPTIVES
PRYCA

RADOX/body care = *SL
RALPH LAUREN
REDKEN/5th Avenue/NY
REVLON
RIVER ISLAND

SANEX/body care = *SL
[SARA LEE AFFILIATES/PRODUCTS = *SL]
SARA LEE BAKERY = *SL
SCHWEPPES - beverages
SELFRIDGES & CO
SHREDDIES
SPRITE - sodapop
SKY
STAR
STARBUCKS
STRUCTURE
SUN, THE
SUNKIST
SUPERIOR COFFEE = *SL

THE HOME DEPOT Maintenance Warehouse
THE LIMITED
THE SUN
THE TIMES [England]
THE WEEKLY STANDARD-newspaper
THE WHITE BARN CANDLE CO.
TIMBERLAND
TIME MAGAZINE
TOMMY HILFIGER
20TH CENTURY FOX
VICHY LABORATORIES
VICTORIA'S SECRET
VILLAGER'S HARDWARE
VITTEL

WHITE BARN CANDLE CO.,THE
WONDERBRA/intimate apparel = *SL

What the fck is going on in this world ? What is wrong with the world ? Excuse me , no offense but i am currently hating Israel like millions of others does . I mean , how can they actually shoot a baby , HEADSHOT and a few times .A baby .Damn these people ,oh sorry ,i mean ANIMALS ! may they all rot in hell .About them bombing a school and giving reasons that they thought the ones they were looking for were hiding in there .Please ,that is such a lame excuse .These animals surely do not have hearts nor souls like any human does .They are demons in human forms those photos in the morning papers really broke my heart , its been getting worse ever since it started .More and more people have died in Gaza .Israel has taken over almost 3/4 of Palestine by blood .I am extremely sorry to say this but i think we need someone like Hitler to end this war .Yes ,Hitler .Eventhough he was extremely cruel but at least he killed all those Israel kinds of people .I just cant take it anymore .Why arent we actually doing something ? I'm helping here by protesting via blog .

XOXO ,
putri .

U gotta have love just to set it straight ,take control of ur mind and meditate .Let ur soul gravitate to the love ,y'all .People killing ,people dying .Children hurt and u hear them crying .Can u practice what u preach ,would u turn the other cheek ? ALLAH WILL U COME AND HELP US , SEND SOME GUIDANCE FROM ABOVE .Cs people got me ,got me questioning , where is the love ?

PEOPLE PLEASE TAKE ACTION : SAVE GAZA .

GLASS GUN :)

2008-12-21T06:13:00.002+08:00

PRETTY HUH ? ;)

Swiss watch found in 400-year-old tomb

2008-12-21T05:25:00.001+08:00

Swiss watch found in 400-year-old tomb

Archeologists in China are baffled after finding a tiny Swiss watch in a 400-year-old tomb.

The watch ring was discovered as archeologists were making a documentary with two journalists from Shangsi town.

"When we tried to remove the soil wrapped around the coffin, a piece of rock suddenly dropped off and hit the ground with a metallic sound,? said Jiang Yanyu, former curator of the Guangxi Autonomous Region Museum.

"We picked up the object, and found it was a ring. After removing the covering soil and examining it further, we were shocked to see it was a watch."

The time was stopped at 10:06am, and on the back was engraved the word "Swiss", reports the People's Daily.

Local experts say they are confused as they believe the tomb had been undisturbed since it was created during the Ming dynasty 400 years ago.

They have suspended the dig and are waiting for experts to arrive from Beijing and help them unravel the mystery.

Merry Christmas , Happy Holidays ;)

2008-12-15T19:29:00.002+08:00

XOXO,

Putri / Amy

My Blog Award

2008-12-02T19:16:00.002+08:00

Thanks to my auntie, Mastura Daud from http://masturadaud.blogspot.com for giving me this award .Its an honor for me to receive it and its cute with the monkey there lol .i love it .Thank you Cik Mas ! i love you ;)

BABY Sandwich .Funny :)

2008-11-27T05:35:00.000+08:00

lol this is funny :))

When A Wife Waits for Her Husband

2008-11-27T04:39:00.000+08:00

KAWAN YANG BAIK (A True Friend)

2008-11-25T21:44:00.000+08:00

Bukannya senang nak cari kawan yang baik.
Bukan senang juga nak menjadi kawan yang baik.

Kawan yang baik tak pernah mengumpat di belakang kawan baiknya.
Kawan yang baik tak pernah cemburu dengan kejayaan kawan baiknya.
Sebaliknya kawan yang baiklah yang paling banyak membantu
kawan baiknya untuk mencapai kejayaan.

Kawan yang baik tak pernah mempengaruhi kawan baiknya untuk
membuat perkara yang buruk dan sia-sia.
Kawan yang baik adalah orang yang selalu menasihati kawan baiknya
untuk berbuat kebaikan.

Kawan yang baik adalah orang pertama yang akan dicari bila tiba masa sedih atau gembira.
Kawan baik menjadi tempat kita meluahkan perasaan yang tak dapat diluahkan
kepada kawan biasa.

Kawan yang baik tak pernah memaksa kawan baiknya untuk sentiasa berada di sisinya.
Kawan yan g baik tak pernah melarang kawan baiknya untuk berkawan dengan
kawan yang baik. Kawan yang baik tak pernah cemburu jika kawan baiknya mempunyai ramai kawan baik, kerana kawan yang baik tahu apa yang paling baik untuk kawan baiknya.

Kawan yang baik akan sentiasa mendoakan kesejahteraan dan kebahagiaan kawan baiknya di dunia dan di akhirat di dalam doanya.

Kita adalah kawan yang baik jika kita faham bahawa kawan baik kita bukanlah
seorang yang sempurna. Kita adalah kawan yang baik jika kita menjadi kawan yang baik kepada kawan baik kita.

Kita bukanlah kawan yang baik jika kita tidak menghargai kawan baik kita,
kerana kawan yang baik akan sentiasa menghargai kawan baiknya.

Kita bukanlah kawan yang baik jika kita tidak memberitahu perkara yang baik kepada kawan baik kita, kerana kawan yang baik akan selalu menyampaikan perkara yang baik kepada kawan baiknya .

Dan kalau kita nak dapat kawan baik yang baik, kita mesti lebih dahulu menjadi seorang kawan yang baik...kepada kawan baik kita.
kita kawan kan...???

Password Problem .

2008-11-25T01:59:00.000+08:00

A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password.

“Whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says.

“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your password.”

“Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”

Princess Parking :DD

2008-11-25T01:57:00.000+08:00

Muslim Celebrities.

2008-11-22T23:16:00.000+08:00

Welcome to the FAMILY , Mikaeel :)

FAMOUS MUSLIMS

Akon,
Mike Tyson,
Malcom X,
Allahyarhum Benazir Bhutto,
Mohammed Ali,
Osama Bin Laden,
Allahyarham Neil Armstrong,
Allahyarham Tupac Shakur,
Ice Cube,
Lupe Fiasco,
DJ Khaled,
Ghostface Killah,
T-Pain

Footballers :

Omar Frederick Kanoute, Sevilla
Zinedine Yazid Zidane, x-France
Nicholas Anelka, Chelsea
Robin Van Persie, Arsenal
Thierry Daniel Henry, Barcelona
Khalid Boulahrouz, Sevilla
Franck Bilal Ribery, Bayern Munich
Mohammed 'Momo' Sissoko, Liverpool
Radhi Abdel Majed Jaidi, Birmingham
Hossam Ghaly, Totenham Hotspurs
Ahmed 'Mido' Hossam, Middlesborough
Kolo Habib Toure, Arsenal
Yaya Toure, Barcelona
Vasiriky Abou Diaby, Arsenal
Mahamadou Diarra, Real Madrid
El Hadji Diouf, Sunderland
Salomon Kalou, Chelsea
Nihat Kahveci, Villareal
Diomansy Kamara, Fulham
Samir Nasri, Arsenal
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Inter Milan
Hassan Salihamidzic, Juventus
Kareem Benzema, Lyon
Nabil El Zhar, Liverpool
Ali Al-Habsi, Bolton
Amr Zaki, Wigan
Hatem Ben Arfa, Marseille
Emmanuel Ebou, Arsenal
Hassan Beye, Newcastle United

May Allah Bless All of You
i believe the list goes on
May Peace be Upon You

Michael Jackson Converts to MUSLIM :)

2008-11-22T22:34:00.000+08:00

Former king of pop Michael Jackson has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel, it has been reported.

The singer became a Muslim in a ceremony at a friend's house in Los Angeles. He sat on a floor while an Imam officiated at the ceremony.

Jackson, 50, is due to appear at the High Court in London on Monday. He has been summoned to a case in which he is being sued by an Arab sheik.

Jackson was brought up as a Jehovah's Witness but decided to convert to Islam while using a studio at the home of his friend to record a new album.

A source told the Sun: "They began talking to him about their beliefs, and how they thought they had become better people after they converted. Michael soon began warming to the idea.

"An Imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief.”

Mikaeel is the name of one of Allah's angels. Jackson is said to have rejected the name Mustafa, meaning "the chosen one".

It was reported that singer Yousef Islam, 60, formerly Cat Stevens until his own conversion, was present to help Jackson celebrate.

The ceremony took place at the home of Toto keyboard player Steve Porcaro, who composed music on the singer's Thriller album.

* This is old news, but in case you didn't know before Jermaine Jackson is Muslim He has been since 1989. In fact his conversion is probably one source of the urban legend which suggested that it was Michael who converted. At least one member of the Jackson family isn't totally off the wall.

New Marlboro Marijuana

2008-11-22T17:19:00.000+08:00

how cool is that !
lol seems like real right ?

The Coolest Car Security EVER !!!

2008-11-21T00:29:00.000+08:00

Coolest Car Security

Your car is sure to get more than a few stares if you implement this car security system. It is made up of a 7-foot aluminium pole equipped with Tesla coils (think RTS games) fixed on top of your car. The Tesla coils produced huge jolts of electricity, which should keep all potential car-thieves and even traffic wardens away. Of course, it could have the reverse effect of attracting the most hardened thieves seeking a good challenge.

5000 visitors :)

2008-11-19T14:28:00.000+08:00

Hello my dearest visitors ,
Thanks to all of you i have now reached 5000 visitors in 2-3 months time .
I appreciate every single of you for visiting and spending your time checking out my posts .
I love you all :) May my blog reach more visitors than i could ever imagine .
I'll post more interesting things for everyone who visits :)
Thank you once again .
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xoxo ,

How Powerful LOVE Can Be :)

2008-11-18T14:05:00.000+08:00

21 year-old Katie Kirkpatrick Godwin held off her cancer so she could have her happiest day of her life.

She had battle her cancer but it always returned.

She had to use an oxygen tank to breathe, the pain in her back was so strong it broke through the morphine and her organs were shutting down.

Yet all this was not able to stop her from marrying Nick Godwin who'd loved her from 11th grade.

Katie got married on January 15, 2008 five days later she died.

That's how love can beat even the toughest sickness.

Amazing Views at DUBAI

2008-11-16T17:10:00.000+08:00

This is taken from world's tallest building 'Burj Dubai' @ 2,620 ft / 801m!!!

Really amazing

Look at the edge (uppermost right corner) of the picture, you can almost see the curvature of the earth

The persons who are working on the upper most Girders can see the 'ROTATION OF EARTH'
So terrifying and amazing at the same time :)

Spontaneous Game Show Responses :)

2008-11-10T17:29:00.001+08:00

Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.

Q: Do female frogs croak?
A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother’s womb, can you detect light?
A: Paul Lynde: Only during ballet practice.

Q: If you’re going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?
A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q: True or false…a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes…

Q: You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A: Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.

Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he’s really attractive, is it okay to come out directly
and ask him if he’s married?
A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say “I love you”?
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q: What are “Do It,” “I Can Help” and “Can’t Get Enough”?
A: George Gobel: I don’t know but it’s coming from the next apartment.

Q: Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I’m too busy. growing strawberries!

Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!

Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body - what is it?
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn’t neglected!

Q: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds?
A: Charley Weaver: A divorcee.

Q: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for it’s sex?
A: Charley Weaver: I’ll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.

Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What
are they?
A: Charley Weaver: His feet.

Amazing stuffs u could do with windows

2008-11-10T16:54:00.003+08:00

Try These Amazing thing with Windows

Guys.. I like to post some most amazing things founded by some kool lazy guys, that even Bill Gates in unable to answer. Here i present some magic tricks to try …and if you are a genius then answer to these ,.

MAGIC TRICK # 1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool….and unbelievable… At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn’t answer why this happened!

TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER

Check out some Microsoft crazy facts after the jump !

MAGIC TRICK # 2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

Is it just a really weird bug? Confused?

MAGIC TRICK # 3

Microsoft crazy fact
This is something pretty cool and neat…and unbelievable… At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself…

Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER

short jokes

2008-11-10T16:26:00.001+08:00

DON’T LOOK AT A NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name…..
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him “is it In Dear?”…

RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayas women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
‘Your name pls.’?
“Abdul Aziz ”
“Sex? ”
“Six times a week!! ”
“No, no, I mean male or female! ”
“Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !”

SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service”

HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy and .. Wife on the cover of “missing persons”

SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: “It’s so painful, I’ll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.”
Dentist: “Make up your mind soon, I’ll adjust the chair accordingly.”

VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ” RETURNED UNOPENED ”

OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn’t know anything, and he had forgotten everything

Insults of Intelligence .LOL

2008-11-10T16:18:00.000+08:00

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
- Groucho Marx

“His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.”
- F. H. Bradley

“Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today”
- Anon.

“Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing”
- Anon.

“The stupid person’s idea of a clever person.”
- Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley

“Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.”
- Abbie Hoffman

“The only genius with an IQ of 60.”
- Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol

“A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind”
- Anon.

“Don’t let you mind wander - it’s far too small to be let out on its own”
- Anon.

“He always finds himself lost in thought - it’s an unfamiliar territory”
- Anon.

“He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” - but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words”
- Anon.

“I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works”
- Anon.

“I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others”
- Anon.

“He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe”
- Anon.

New washing machine :)

2008-11-10T15:40:00.001+08:00

New washing machine uses a single cup of water to clean clothes

A new washing machine uses just a single cup of water to clean an entire load of clothes, saving a ton of both water and energy every time its used. The secret? Little plastic chips that it uses to absorb the dirt from your clothes. The water is heated up enough to dissolve the dirt, then the chips absorb it. The chips are removed at the end of the wash and can be reused up to 100 times.

The machine uses a mere 2% of the energy and water of a traditional machine, a difference that could save millions of gallons of water and countless amounts of energy each year if widespread. It's a pretty huge advancement, one that people should be clamouring to get into their homes as soon as it hits the market.

Important tips .

2008-11-05T04:19:00.000+08:00

Health - Important Tips

1) Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
2) Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
3) Do not take pills with COOL water.
4) Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
5) Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
6) Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
7) Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
8) Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
9) Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
10) Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
11) When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

being a TRUE MUSLIM . What it asks for us ? :)

2008-11-05T03:32:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh.
Peace be upon you (O Mukmins) with the Mercy of Allah and His Blessings.

Bismillahirrahmannirrahim.
In the Name of Allah, Most Compassionate, Most Merciful.

I am spurred to write about this subject as there are many out there who just fail to understand the bedrock of faith in Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala?

The ignorance of many who think of themselves as being 'Muslims' stems from their failure to realize that the very basic pillar of faith in Islam is one's true and firm faith in Allah!

A true Muslim must have unshakable faith in Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala and in the Prophethood of Muhammad Sallalahu Alaihi Wassallam.

This is the foundation of Iman @ Faith.

Once one comes to believe with total conviction as to the reality of there being no other God but Allah, Ar Rahman, Ar Rahim, then there should be no room for any doubts or considerations of there being any other deity or entity that can merit even an iota of consideration of worship or in fear of?

The very first Rukun of Iman @ Pillars of Faith is the faith or belief in Allah ( al-Imaanu Billah) which is the jugular vein of Iman @ Faith, source of all beliefs in Islam.

When the belief in Allah is weak, the rest of one's Aqeedah @ Bedrock of Faith is weakened consecutively.

What makes us mankind different from the rest of Almighty Allah's Creations?

The ability to process information that we perceive through our gifts of sensory and perception that the Almighty has bestowed upon us?

The very basic exception that we have over all other forms of Creations of Allah Azza Wa Jalla is our given Faculty of Thought or Reasoning?

We have the ability given by Allah to ponder upon and think about all that is before us?

We have been given eyesight to look at and see for ourselves the awesome and to the finest detail or specific engineering that goes into each and every creation of Allah before us.

We are living in what we know as to be the Last Ages.

Mankind today have come to stage where many scientific advancements as a result of centuries and centuries of study and research by those who are inclined towards learning from all revealed sources of information that has been relayed to us and our forefathers by the 124,000 prophets and messengers of Almighty Allah through Time ending with the Greatest and Final Messenger of Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala with the Prophethood of Khatamun Nabiyyi, Muhammad Sallalahu Alaihi Wassallam, the Mercy of Allah for all Creation, a thousand four hundred over years ago!

Mankind today are yet discovering many astonishing aspects of Life amongst us here in this planet that we come to know as Earth and the gazillion other things that are yet to be discovered by us in here and in the universe out there.

Mankind has the ability to think and has the will to utilize thought and considerations to explore and discover the truth of all that is before us?

Just take planet Earth for example.

This planet with all of its contents is just a living globe with the following details:

Earth's Circumference at the Equator: 24,901.55 miles (40,075.16 km)

Earth's Circumference Between the North and South Poles: 24,859.82 miles (40,008 km)

Earth's Diameter at the Equator: 7,926.28 miles (12,756.1 km)

Earth's Diameter at the Poles: 7,899.80 miles (12,713.5 km)

Average Distance from the Earth to the Sun: 93,020,000 miles (149,669,180 km)

Average Distance from the Earth to the Moon: 238,857 miles (384,403.1 km)

Highest Elevation on Earth - Mt. Everest, Asia: 29,035 feet (8850 m)

Tallest Mountain on Earth from Base to Peak - Mauna Kea, Hawaii: 33,480 feet (rising to 13,796 feet above sea level) (10204 m; 4205 m)

Point Farthest From the Center of the Earth - The peak of the volcano Chimborazo in Ecuador at 20,561 feet (6267 m) is farthest from the center of the earth due to its location near the equator and the oblateness of the Earth.

Lowest Elevation on Land - Dead Sea: 1369 feet below sea level (417.27 m)

Deepest Point in the Ocean - Challenger Deep, Mariana Trench, Western Pacific Ocean: 35,840 feet (10924 m)

Highest Temperature Recorded: 135.8°F - Al Aziziyah, Libya, September 13, 1922 (57.7°C)

Lowest Temperature Recorded: -128.5°F - Vostok, Antarctica, July 21, 1983 (-89.2°C)

Water vs. Land: 70.8% Water, 29.2% Land

Age of the Earth: 4.5 to 4.6 billion years

Atmosphere Content: 77% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and traces of argon, carbon dioxide and water

Rotation on Axis: 23 hours and 56 minutes and 04.09053 seconds. But, it takes an additional four minutes for the earth to revolve to the same position as the day before relative to the sun (i.e. 24 hours).

Revolution around Sun: 365.2425 days

Chemical Composition of the Earth: 34.6% Iron, 29.5% Oxygen, 15.2% Silicon, 12.7% Magnesium, 2.4% Nickel, 1.9% Sulfur, and 0.05% Titanium

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All these data has been the culmination of what our scientists have come to learn about and discover through utilizing the Faculty of Thought and Human Intellect given by Allah our Lord and Creator.

I recommend you to visit MissionIslam.Com which explains in depth of The Scientific Miracles of the Qur'an.

To those who deny Allah and say that all that is before us is just a process of evolution are the ones who are deaf, dumb and blind towards the reality that things don't just simply come into being on their own?

They themselves were but a creation of Allah when they were conceived by their parents as a result of the process of reproduction of the humankind.

There are many surahs in the Holy Qur'an which details the creation of Mankind for us to study and realize the facts of our being?

Amongst them are :

101. BadeeAAu alssamawati waal-ardi anna yakoonu lahu waladun walam takun lahu sahibatun wakhalaqa kulla shay-in wahuwa bikulli shay-in AAaleemun

101. To Him is due the primal origin of the heavens and the earth: How can He have a son when He hath no consort? He created all things, and He hath full knowledge of all things.

The Holy Qur'an was revealed to Mankind through Muhammad Sallalahu Alaihi Wassallam a thousand four hundred over years ago when Mankind were still clueless about the origins of themselves, what more of the universe when their skills in knowledge about astrophysics was still in it's primitive stages!

The reality of Muhammad Sallalahu Alaihi Wassallam being an 'Unlettered Prophet' @ an 'Ummi' clearly refutes the allegations that he Sallalahu Alaihi Wassallam wrote the Holy Qur'an which to this day continues to amaze scientists and researchers as to the detailed accuracy of what the Almighty Allah has revealed to us about matters that none would have come to know before the revelations of the Holy Qur'an to all Mankind through His Final Messenger, Muhammad, the Seal of Allah's 124,000 prophets and noble messengers through the ages.

Faith in Allah requires us who are the Children of Adam Alaihis Salam to exercise our faculties of thought and reasoning to know that all that is here before us and in the hidden realms of the universe in both the physical, metaphysical and hidden spiritual world that we have yet to explore or come to know about?

Just pluck a hair out of us, put it on the slide of a microscope and zoom in to it's structure. What do we see?

Figure 1. Microscopic structure of a human hair shaft. Part (a) shows a cutaway cartoon of a single hair shaft. The labels show cuticle cells (Cu), cortical cells (Co), the medulla (Md), and a microfibril (MF) within a cortical cell. Part (b) shows a transmitted light micrograph of a single hair strand. The scale-like layer of cuticle cells (Cu) is clearly visible, as is the central medulla (Md). Part (c) shows a cross-section of a fine hair strand. The flattened cuticle cells (Cu) wrap tightly around the cortical cells (Co), which contain many dark pigment granules.

Are those who Deny Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala capable of creating even one single living cell as above?

Let's not even start to ask of them to even start exploring their own self's?

Mission impossible of any one being creating anything out of nothing save for Allah the Almighty, our Supreme Lord, Master of everything and Creator!

I can keep going on and on to the last second of my life here as amongst His Creation to try and write about the infinite proofs of all that is nothing but sheer evidence of the Almighty's Magnificence as our true God Almighty but will only die out of exhaustion attempting so?

Iman towards Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala is not something to be joked about or ridiculed by those ingrates amongst Mankind who fail to see the Reality of Ar Rahman.

Life in the known Universe as we come to learn of it is so spectacular and amazing that it astounds me to this very moment as I try my best to absorb the multitudes of information that is becoming available to us Mankind by the second from every part and corner of this world!

All these is simply a matter of us mankind getting to discover many, many things created by Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala.

Informative television channels such as Discovery and National Geographic are wonderful channels of amazing discoveries that continue to make me marvel at the Greatness of Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala who in His Infinite Wisdom and Supremacy has created the world that we know and coming to learn and discover by each and every passing second of our remaining life's?

The internet here also has come to contain unlimited sources of accumulated and stored data that enables us to tap into and discover unfathomable information for those of us who want to add and improve our knowledge about anything?

When human beings succeed in moving on to the stage of wanting to learn about themselves and all that is before them, then the heart is awakened to a new platform of realization that spurs the human intellect to learn about it's Maker?

Contemplating and considering the awesome creations of Allah before us sparks off our hidden capabilities to delve deeper and come to see things which many do not perceive at first hand about our reality and what we are capable of with Allah's Permission?

When we look at the Sun and marvel at it's origin and life giving source to all that is in and on the Earth, we start to realize just how supreme is Allah and the unlimited Greatness of our Creator?

Our Sun is just one out of billions or trillions of stars out there in the universe and our universe is just one out of many others that we have yet to learn of or discover?

It is unbecoming of anyone who tries to deny Allah and our indebtedness to Him the Almighty!

For us to be true Muslims, we have to strive day in day out to learn and discover more and more details about our being in order for us to develop and build a healthy evergrowing bedrock of Iman towards Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala.

We swat a fly or a mosquito so easily before us and extinguish that insect without a care or bother about it's entity?

Are we capable of returning it to life or even be able to create half or even a portion of it's wing or any other part of it's minute creation?

What more when we contemplate on creating anything else?

We are capable of altering things with our meddling or willful manipulations of the stem cells structures and other aspects of anything but we are not and never will be capable of giving life to any being without the Will and Consent of Almighty Allah.

Only Allah Azza Wa Jalla is capable of doing that as He is the Almighty Creator.

Muslims need to learn and study about such things and not fall prey to his or her ego which seeks to deny Our Creator.

All Muslims must improve their knowledge by each passing second and not waste away our remaining moments of our life.

May Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala increase our Iman and guide us towards being better striving Muslims for Iman is not obtained by just idle leisure.

Wabillahi Taufik Wal Hidayah. Wassalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Ta'ala Wabarakatuh.

diffs between MEN & WOMEN :DD

2008-11-05T03:10:00.000+08:00

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.

7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women:

1. the most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'An old rag'.

6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still Expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't Believe you

Anologi rumput dan kasih sayang :))

2008-11-05T01:52:00.000+08:00

Anologi rumput dan kasih sayang !

: Dedicated to my bby boo :) WAN CHAI , shizzuan hafiz .

Pada suatu pagi di satu sekolah menengah, ada seorang pelajar bertanya pada seorang guru yang sedang mengajar. Ketika itu, guru tersebut sedang menyentuh mengenai kasih dan sayang secara am.

Dialog di antara pelajar dan guru tersebut berbunyi begini :

Pelajar : Cikgu, macam mana kita nak pilih seseorang yang terbaik sebagai orang paling kita sayang?. Macam mana juga kasih sayang itu nak berkekalan?

Cikgu : Oh, awak nak tahu ke?.Emmm...baiklah, sekarang kamu buat apa yang saya suruh. Ikut je ye...mungkin kamu akan dapat apa jawapannya.

Pelajar : Baiklah...apa yang saya harus buat?

Cikgu : Kamu pergi ke padang sekolah yang berada di luar kelas sekarang juga. Kamu berjalan di atas rumput di situ dan sambil memandang rumput di depan kamu, pilih mana yang PALING cantik tanpa menoleh ke belakang lagi walaupun sekali. Dan kamu petiklah rumput yang PALING cantik yang berada di depan kamu tersebut dan selepas itu bawa balik ke kelas.

Pelajar : Ok. Saya pergi sekarang dan buat apa yang cikgu suruh. Apabila pelajar tersebut balik semula ke kelas, tiada pun rumput yang berada di tangannya. Maka cikgu pun bertanya kepada pelajar tersebut.

Cikgu : Mana rumput yang cikgu suruh petik?

Pelajar : Oh, tadi saya berjalan di atas rumput dan sambil memandang rumput yang berada di situ, saya carilah rumput yang paling cantik. Memang ada banyak yang cantik tapi cikgu kata petik yang paling cantik maka saya pun terus berjalan ke depan sambil mencari yang paling cantik tanpa menoleh ke belakang lagi. Tapi sampai di penghujung padang , saya tak jumpa pun yang paling cantik. Mungkin ada di antara yang di belakang saya sebelum itu tapi dah cikgu cakap tak boleh menoleh ke belakang semula, jadi tiadalah rumput yang saya boleh petik.

Cikgu : Ya, itulah jawapannya. Maknanya, apabila kita telah berjumpa dengan seseorang yang kita sayang, janganlah kita hendak mencari lagi yang lebih baik daripada itu. Kita patut hargai orang yang berada di depan kita sebaik-baiknya. Janganlah kita menoleh ke belakang lagi kerana yang berlaku tetap dah berlaku. Dan semoga yang berlalu tidak lagi berulang. Jika kita berselisih faham dengan orang yang kita sayang itu, kita boleh perbetulkan keadaan dan cuba teruskan perhubungan tersebut walaupun banyak perkara yang menggugat perhubungan tersebut. Dan ingatlah orang yang kita sayang itulah kita jumpa paling cantik dan paling baik pada MULAnya walaupun nak ikutkan banyak lagi yang cantik dan baik seperti rumput tadi. KECUALILAH jika perhubungan tersebut tak boleh diselamatkan lagi, maka barulah kita mulakan sekali lagi. Maka sayangilah orang yang berada di depan kita dengan tulus dan ikhlas.

Maka, bersyukurlah dengan kasih-sayang yang kau terima pada hari ini, kerana jika kau meninggalkannya, mungkin kasih sayang itu tidak akan kembali seperti sediakala. sedarlah wahai insan, kasih sayang ALLAH itulah yang paling hakiki, jika kau memalingkan dirimu dari kasihnya, maka kamulah serugi-rugi manusia.

LOL :DD

2008-11-05T01:45:00.001+08:00

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well rained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don’t take S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR of INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

BARRACK OBAMA for president :)

2008-11-05T01:19:00.000+08:00

Barrack Hussein Obama for PRESIDENT
Its time to change , yes we can !
2008 :)

Hair Color Jokes

2008-11-05T01:11:00.000+08:00

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed”

They comfort her, and the redhead says “Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter’s purse. I cannot believe she has one”. So they all comfort her.

Then the blonde says “That’s nothing. I found a condom in my daughter’s purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis”

BEFORE & AFTER marriage :D

2008-11-04T13:07:00.001+08:00

Before Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage

Simply read from bottom to top.

MALAYSIA vacation guide :))

2008-11-01T03:32:00.000+08:00

copied from MalaysiaVacationGuide.com

Malaysia Vacation Guide
Your Travel Companion

Malaysia vacation guide is the place where you will be able to find the information of the various attractions that the beautiful country of Malaysia has to offer.

Although the country is one of the fastest growing economy in Asia, many of the islands, mountains, lakes and rivers are still clean and unpolluted.

Many new and exciting programmes have being lined up by Tourism Malaysia for year 2008. See the details of the many Malaysia events that have been planned for the entire year of 2008.

Malaysia accommodation and hospitality are among the top in this region. There are many budget and 5 Star hotels that you can choose to stay during your holidays here. In general, the room rates are more expensive during the public and school holidays.

If you have the flexibility of time, plan your itinerary so as not to coincide with these days. See the Malaysia public and school holidays 2008 here and compare the Kuala Lumpur hotels rates before making your bookings.

Year 2008 will be another good year to visit Malaysia.

To our foreign visitors, "Selamat Datang" Welcome to Malaysia.

To fellow Malaysians, "Let us continue to make Visit Malaysia Year 2008 A Memorable Experience To All Our Visitors".

The BEACHES

The long coastline of Peninsular Malaysia with Straits of Malacca to the west and South China Sea to the east provides many choices of beaches and islands for visitors to choose their holiday destination. Some of the beautiful islands are Redang Island, Tioman Island and Pangkor Island.

Langkawi Island is a duty free island which is more developed compared to the other islands of Peninsular Malaysia. It is also the venue of Langkawi International Maritime and Aerospace Exhibition (LIMA).

There are many Langkawi hotels that you can choose to stay while you are here depending on your budget.

The island of Borneo where Sabah and Sarawak are located also boast of a long coastline with South China Sea to the west and Sulu Sea to the east. The world renowned Sipadan Island, a diving haven is located at the Celebes Sea to the east of Sabah.

The MOUNTAINS

The mountains of Malaysia are the places where many go to escape the heat of the day. The highlands that are developed for tourism include Cameron Highlands, Genting Highlands, Frasers Hill, and Bukit Tinggi.

As the mountains are high in altitude, the temperature varies from 16 &degC to 24 &degC hence an ideal place to go for a time of relaxation..

Apart from that, the greeneries and the mountainous landscapes that abound in the highlands make many nature lovers come back again. As for theme park on the mountain, there is Genting, the City of Entertainment which is located in Genting Highlands.

If you prefer to go to a less developed hill, Maxwell Hill or Bukit Larut in Taiping is the one that you can go to. There isn't any 5 star hotel here but bungalows and rest houses for accommodation.

For those adventure lovers, there are mountains to climb. Try climbing Mount Tahan, the highest mountain in Peninsular Malaysia. Not to be missed is Kinabalu National Park in Sabah, the entrance to scale the highest mountain in South East Asia.

The CITIES

As in any cosmopolitan cities, Kuala Lumpur and its surrounding boast many towering skylines such as Petronas Twin Towers and Kuala Lumpur Tower.

Blended in is the historical Sultan Abdul Samad building, built during the colonial time as well as Chinatown, the bargain corner bazaar of Malaysia. Not to be missed are the various shopping complexes that offer discounts and value for money items for you to bring back.

While at the city, there are many Kuala Lumpur accommodation ranging from budget to 5 Star hotels that you can choose from. International hotels that are located here include Crown Princess Hotel, Equatorial Hotel and Nikko Hotel.

If you are in transit and would prefer to stay at Kuala Lumpur Airport hotels, the Pan Pacific Hotel at KLIA is one that you can stay. Other hotels in the vicinity of the airport are De Palma Hotel and Concorde Inn.

If you prefer to stay in a Boutique Hotel, a "Home Away From Home" with personalised service accommodation, the newly launched SeaPark Brickhouse Boutique Hotel in Petaling Jaya is a good place to stay. This 4-room guesthouse is about 30 minutes drive away from Kuala Lumpur City Centre.

The PEOPLES

The multiracial society of Malaysia comprises the ethnic groups of Malay, Chinese and Indian in Peninsular Malaysia. In Sabah and Sarawak, the indigeneous group comprises of Kadazan Dusuns, Ibans, Murut amongst others.

Visitors can see for themselves how the various ethnic groups live together in harmony. You can get souvenirs made by the local people in the various tourist destinations. This Malaysia Vacation Guide home page is not able to describe the many things and attractions that one can do in Malaysia.. so do browse through the various links in Malaysia Vacation Guide and discover the magic of Malaysia.

The KL Hip Hop Festival 2008 :))

2008-11-01T02:57:00.000+08:00

The KL Hip Hop Festival 2008 is a gathering organised by The Reach Event to bring Asian hip hop out in the open. Expect artists from Singapore, Indonesia, the Philippines, Thailand and our very own Malaysian hip hop fraternity cutting up rhymes onstage!

Slated as a two-day event on 15 and 16 November, festival goers are invited to join in the "partay" and experience the workshops and competitions based on all the elements of hip hop culture. Experience the soul food on offer and the very first hip hop bazaar selling great gear to pimp your style from street wear to hip hop bling.

UPDATE (as of 16 Sep): The event is set to take place at Modesto's in Sri Hartamas, lasting a good while from 12pm to 2am. The organisers are even asking fans to vote for which international rapper they'd like to see onstage at the fest. Rumours are flying all over the place about Lupe, Nas and KRS-One, but we can only hope....

You can get your hands on presale tickets beginning October at all Modesto's outlets and The Reach Events at Plaza Damas.

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Pre Sale tickets will be ready from beginning of October at all Modesto Outlets and The Reach Events @ Plaza Damas. You can reach us at:-

019- 319 1061 for details OR email us at: klhiphopfest@gmail.com

Pre sale tickets is sold at RM 55 and Event day Tickets are sold at RM 65.

Performances by:-

Altimet
Reefa
Samir
Phlowtron
KLG Sqwad
Akil the MC from Jurassic 5 ( U.S )
4Dub - Hydro Phonics, Shomori Pass ( Thailand )
Phatnatrix ( Singapore )
Diplomats @ Ras Muhammad ( Indonesia )
Soul I.D ( Indonesia )

&

ITS GONNA BE ALOT'S OF ACTIVITIES GOIN ON INDOOR & OUTDOOR SUCH AS :-

-BAZAAR
-MC'S TALENT & OPEN MICS
-DJ WORKSHOP
-BBOYING SHOWCASE
-GRAFFITI WORKSHOP
-OPEN SKATE-PARK

& more...

See y'all there for the first official hiphop fest in Malaysia.

PRETTY GOTH DOLLS :))

2008-10-29T21:07:00.000+08:00

Collection of pics of pretty looking goth dolls. You would definately love to have one.

15 amazing facts about the human body

2008-10-29T20:34:00.000+08:00

15 wonderful facts about the human body

1. The stomach’s digestive acids are strong enough to dissolve zinc. Fortunately for us, the cells in the stomach lining renew so quickly that the acids don’t have time to dissolve it.

2. The lungs contain over 300,000 million capillaries (tiny blood vessels). If they were laid end to end, they would stretch 2400km (1500 miles).

3. A man’s testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day - enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!

4. Human bone is as strong as granite in supporting weight. A block of bone the size of a matchbox can support 9 tonnes - that is four times as much as concrete can support.

5. Each finger and toenail takes six months to grow from base to tip.

6. The largest organ in the body is the skin. In an adult man it covers about 1.9m2 (20sq ft). The skin constantly flakes away - in a lifetime each person sheds around 18kg (40 lb) of skin.

7. When you sleep, you grow by about 8mm (0.3in). The next day you shrink back to your former height. The reason is that your cartilage discs are squeezed like sponges by the force of gravity when you stand or sit.

8. The average person in the west eats 50 tonnes of food and drinks 50,000 litres (11,000 gallons) of liquid during his life.

9. Each kidney contains 1 million individual filters. They filter an average of around 1.3 litres (2.2 pints) of blood per minute and expel up to 1.4 litres (2.5 pints) a day of urine.

10. The focusing muscles of the eyes move around 100,000 times a day. To give your leg muscles the same workout, you would need to walk 80km (50 miles) every day.

11. In 30 minutes, the average body gives off enough heat (combined) to bring a half gallon of water to boil.

12. A single human blood cell takes only 60 seconds to make a complete circuit of the body.

13. A foreskin, the size of a postage stamp, from circumcised babies take only 21 days to grow skin that can cover three (3) basketball courts. Amazing isn’t it. Thanks to science. The laboratory-grown skin is used in treating burn patients.

14. The eyes receive approximately 90 percent of all our information, making us basically visual creatures.

15. The female ovaries contain nearly half-a-million egg cells, yet only 400 or so will ever get the opportunity to create a new life.

SUNDAY SCHOOL GIRL :DD

2008-10-29T19:49:00.001+08:00

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!

The DEVIL :O

2008-10-28T15:24:00.000+08:00

*copied from others*

I want to be the bad guy.

I spoke with Emilio about his most recent facial sculpting endeavor. It’s reminiscent of the work Steve Haworth performed on The Stalking Cat in 2001. While Cat’s procedure was more of a septum relocation/removal, Cain’s procedure includes significant removal of his nostrils and his septum. Look for more photos in the next BME update and hopefully I’ll post some healed photos once they’re submitted.

Says Emilio (edited for clarity):

My friend Cain from Bogota, Colombia, was waiting a long time to modify his physical appearance. So last year, I took a trip to Bogota and saw, when I met Cain, he had a very hard, rough appearance; even with no modifications, he impressed me. He told me he wanted to look more evil, you know, like the devil itself, and to pay tribute to the name Cain.

I started by giving him silicone horns, and had to take a few trips there for make them bigger — our goal is 2-inch horns, and to eventually add another set of 1.5-inch horns, manufactured by Steve Haworth. Cain was really happy with the work I did and wanted to go to the next step: making his nose like the bad guy from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Lord Voldemort, but with a very personal touch.

When I came home to Caracas, my big friend Cesar Gonzalez (a plastic surgeon, specialized in nose reconstruction) and I had a very long conversation about Cain’s situation. When I went back to Colombia for a tattoo convention, I did the procedure on him — he was more than pleased, and very soon you will see the result. I want to give thanks to BME, and a special thanks to Lukas Zpira for helping me a long time ago to make my first step into the modification world.

As indicated by Emilio, only a trained professional should attempt this procedure and even then, there are serious risks to consider as it is definitely an advanced body modification! Don’t try this at home!

Funny Warning Labels

2008-10-28T15:14:00.000+08:00

Some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer:
“Do not use while sleeping.”
(Gee, but that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
“You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
“Directions: Use like regular soap.”
(And that would be how…?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
“Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
(But it’s just a suggestion.)

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
“Do not turn upside down.”
(A little late for that warning!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
“Product will be hot after heating.”
(I never would have guessed that one)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
“Do not iron clothes on body.”
(But wouldn’t this save everyone a little more time?)

On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine:
“Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
“Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
(And I was taking this because….)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
“For indoor or outdoor use only.”
(As opposed to what other uses?)

On a Japanese food processor:
“Not to be used for the other use.”
(I gotta admit, I’m curious - what other use???.)

On Sainsbury’s peanuts:
“Warning: contains nuts.”
(Talk about a news flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
“Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
(ane let me guess….Fly Delta?)

On a child’s Superman costume:
“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
(I don’t blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)

The Amazing World of Cultural Body Art

2008-10-28T14:45:00.001+08:00

One of the oldest forms of artistic and cultural expression, tattoos represent a range of ideas, traditions, and societal standards.

In most Western cultures, tattooing is generally frowned upon. It is represented mostly on the streets, in gangs/groups and in the military. However, many cultures still hold body art in high regard. For some ethnicities, it is a rite of passage, a representation of your tribal affiliation, and more.Here are some of the cultural usage of body art that is still practiced in the modern day...

India - Henna

Image: Riffat

Every young girl awaits the day she will have her wedding. In India and the Middle East, it is usually a week or longer of various celebrations and rituals. One of the most popular and well-known of events is the Night of Henna. The bride and her female companions and family will join the night before the wedding, drawing intricate and beautiful designs on each other's hands and feet. Traditionally, henna is a brownish-red or a near black colour, but in the modern day, young women will also add other bright colours, glitter and jewels. The application requires patience and care, as you must wait up to a couple of hours before it is completely dried. Henna is a temporary ink, lasting typically somewhere around two weeks, before it completely fades off.

Polynesia

Image: Shannon Archuleta

Image: The Life of Bryan

A rite of passage for young boys of Samoan, Tongan, and other Polynesian descent, the body tattoos are intricate and take a few days to complete. A full-body tattoo is required to attain the level of a chief in Samoa, not a painless process. The tattooing is accompanied by much celebration and ritual. Even the English word, tattoo, is taken from the Samoan word, tatau.

Ethiopia

Image: Hongkiu

Image: zazzrazza

Generally adorning the women, the tattoos of the Ethiopians are typically located on the face and neck. The design is generally stemmed from Christian symbols, a cross being a very popular design. Tattooing of the face and neck is traditionally done for the women just before they are married, as a sign of transitioning from a girl to a married lady. It is commonly seen only on Catholic Ethiopians.

Southeast Asia

Image: Spencer Littlewood

Image: Wikipedia

Another form of religious tattooing is that of the Sak Yant. It is seen on men from Laos, Thailand and other areas of South East Asia. The intent of this painfully-acquired tattoo is to be used for good luck, meditation, and other concepts typical of Buddhists.

Japan

Image: amfdesigner

Image: Sean Wilson

A fantastically intricate and colourful tattoo design is seen in the Irezumi, a culturally Japanese form of the body art. It is not only decorative, but also represents the traits the person wishes to obtain. After a period of time where the Japanese government had banned body art, the revival has been recent and strong, with the current government allowing for more freedom of expression.

There are many beautiful designs that used to exist in a variety of cultures, such as in Borneo, Egypt, and more. But, with time fades some tradition. All are beautiful, unique, and meaningful. Even today, some trends are making the transition to becoming a staple, a recognition of various subcultures. Art is in the eye of the beholder, but tradition always remains deep and meaningful

7 Foods You Should NEVER Eat !

2008-10-28T14:37:00.000+08:00

7 Foods U Should NEVER Eat!
By Jaclyn Johnson
eDiets.com Staff Writer

There will always be those fattening foods that are easy to make,
easy to get, and easy to crave.
You think 'OK, I know this is bad but it can't be that bad!'
Think again.
Here are the top seven foods you should never ever feed your family or yourself!

1.Doughnuts

It's hard to resist the smell of a Krispy Kreme doughnut,
which is why I never step foot in the store.
Doughnuts are fried chock-full of sugar and white flour and loads of trans fat.

According to the Krispy Kreme website, an average 3.5 ounce
sugar doughnut weighs in with about 400 calories and
contains few other nutrients besides fat.
These sugary treats may satisfy your craving but it won't
satisfy your hunger as most of the calories come from fat.

'Eating a lot of refined sugar contributes to blood sugar 'swings'
or extreme fluctuations,' eDiets Chief Nutritionist Susan Burke said.

2. Cheeseburger with fries

The age-old classic may be delicious but think twice before
sinking your teeth into that Big Mac.
The saturated fat found in cheese burgers has been linked
to heart attacks, strokes and some types of cancer.

'In fact, fast-food portions are gargantuan, almost double the
calories per meal compared to 20 years ago,'
Susan says. 'Twenty years ago the average fast-food cheeseburger had about 300 calories.
Today's BK Whopper with cheese has 720.
To burn the excess 420 calories, you'd have to run for 40 minutes.
For example, in 1985 a medium French fry had 240 calories, 2.4 ounces.
Today's 'medium' is 6.9 ounces and 610 calories.

'This fast-food meal of cheeseburger and fries has way too many
calories and fat grams, not to mention grams of saturated fat, trans fat
and cholesterol and sodium.'

Let's break down this meal. First, take the white-flour bun
(refined carbohydrates), then add some processed cheese
(saturated fat and trans fat, plus lots of additives and preservatives)
and then top off with fried red meat (cholesterol and saturated fats).
And let's not forget about the condiments such as the always fattening mayonnaise.

Not sounding so appetizing anymore, huh?
Oh, and let's not forget about the infamous side dish.
You cheeseburger will most likely come with a side of French fries,
which is sadly the most popular vegetable dish in the U.S.
Don't kid yourself, French fries are not vegetables, they are
extremely high in fat and contain a tiny amount of nutrients.

3. Fried Chicken and Chicken Nuggets

With the recent class-action lawsuit between The Center for Science
in the Public Interest (CSPI) and KFC, the health risks posed by
fried foods are becoming more public.
The CSPI is suing the food chain for their use of cooking oil
containing unhealthy trans fats.
The lawsuit seeks to order KFC to use other types of cooking oils
and to inform customers how much trans fats KFC's food contains.

Foods cooked in highly heated oils (most notably partially
hydrogenated oil) have been known to cause cancer, weight
gain and other serious health risks if ingested regularly.
A 10-piece chicken McNugget from McDonald's has 420 calories,
24 grams of fat and 1120 milligrams of sodium.
One Extra Crispy Chicken Breast from KFC has around 420 calories
and eight grams of saturated fat.
So unless you want to super size yourself, it's best to
make a clean break with fried foods.

4. Oscar Mayer's Lunchables

Sure they are convenient and easy, but boy are they unhealthy!
These kid-marketed lunches are loaded with saturated fat and sodium.
They usually contain highly processed meats and cheeses,
white flour crackers and sugary treats.
Lunchables get two-thirds of their calories from fat and sugar.
And they provide lopsided nutrition since they contain no fruits or vegetables.

'They insidiously promote obesity by making kids think that
lunch normally comes in a cellophane-wrapped box,'
Susan says. 'Parents are promoting their children's obesity by buying these items.
They're expensive, too. Pack a sandwich and save dollars and health...'

5. Sugary Cereal

Not all cereals are created equally..
And while your kids might beg for the latest cookie or marshmallow
chocolate surprise cereals, it is a safe bet they are about as
healthy as a dessert.
Keywords to look out for are puffed, dyed and sweetened.

Most kids' cereals are so highly processed they no longer look
like the grains they were originally made from.
A healthy alternative is oatmeal.
Although, if you are buying pre-packaged oatmeal make sure to
check the label and see how much sugar it contains, you might be surprised.

'A little sugar isn't a problem but when the first ingredient on the
box is sugar, then watch out,' she said.
'There is no fruit in Froot Loops.
But the unsweetened original Cheerios or Rice Krispies are fine, and
you can sweeten them naturally with blueberries and strawberries.'

6. Processed Meats.

What falls under the category of processed meats?
Hot dogs, sausage, jerky, bacon, certain lunch meats and meats
used in canned soup products.
Almost all processed meats have sodium nitrite added as a preservative.

A recent study conducted at the University of Hawaii found that
sodium nitrite can act as 'a precursor to highly carcinogenic nitrosamines --
potent cancer-causing chemicals that accelerate the formation and
growth of cancer cells throughout the body.'
So eliminate these meats from your diet before they eliminate you!

7. Canned soup.

Sometimes regarded as a healthy food, soups can be very deceiving.
You must stay on your guard because many canned soups have
high levels of trans fats, sodium and artificial preservatives such as MSG.
Just one serving (which is roughly one cup) can have almost 1,000 milligrams of salt.
Also, steer clear of soups that are cream-based, they can be high in calories and fat.

Susan says it is important to 'read labels from back to front.
Ignore the health claims, and instead focus on the ingredients and serving size.
Watch out for hydrogenated fat (trans fat) and sodium.
If you're buying bread to go with you soup, the first ingredient should be
whole grain -- either whole wheat, rye or other grain.
If it just says 'wheat bread,' that doesn't mean whole wheat.'

We all want our family to be healthy and happy, so steer clear of these foods.
Think it's difficult to maintain a healthy lifestyle?
Think again!
eDiets make it simple to find healthy foods with the correct nutritional
balance for you and your family.
Our customized diet plans will help you lose weight and feel great!

Lessons from Hell :D

2008-10-27T00:02:00.000+08:00

LESSONS FROM HELL

These three guys die in a car wreck and they all go to Hell. When they arrive the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was.
The first guy says, “It’s gotta be the booze. I’m always drunk.”The Devil decides to lock him in a room with nothing but shelves of every kind of alcohol imaginable.The guy’s thinking, “Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!” and runs into the room.
The second guy says, “It’s the women, I could never stay faithful to my wife.”The devil opens up the second door and inside is nothing but the finest looking naked women as far as the eye can see. The guy was to be locked in for 100 years. He couldn’t believe it and his dick got instantly hard and he went running into the room as the Devil locked the door behind him.
The third dude says, “It’s gotta be the bud. I’m always tokin’ up.”The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10ft tall icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death bud. The stoner can’t believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts and locks the door.
One hundred years pass and the Devil returns to check on the three men.He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He’s got an empty bottle in one hand, he’s completely naked, hasn’t shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit, and piss. “I’ll never drink again!” he says. The devil says it’s good he learned something and decides to give him a second shot at life.
The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out twice as fast as when he went in. “I’m fucking gay!” he screams. The devil figures he’s learned not to cheat on his wife and decides to give him a second chance too.
The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and sees nothing has changed. The stoner is still sitting there in the same position that he was 100 years ago.The Devil asks him if he’s learned anything.The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek, “Dude … you got a light?”

What Is Your Star Style ?

2008-10-23T16:19:00.000+08:00

Houses of the Horoscope to understand your style preferences.

The time of your birth affects more than you’d think. Got attitude? Opinions? Some of that starts with the hour written on your birth certificate. Sure, you grow up from your roots. That doesn’t mean you lose your roots. For fun, why not check your birth time and then check your style preferences. If they match, you’re true to your horoscope.

Midnight to 2 AM: You do a whole lot of dithering before you make up your mind what to wear. Putting together a travel wardrobe is easier than choosing one outfit for one party because you know what you’ll need at travel destinations, but who knows where a party is headed? Most days you travel light to leave room in purse or backpack for books.

2 to 4 AM: If it looks expensive, it’s you, especially if you found it at a bargain price and that covers most the basic stuff. Where does the money go? Oh yes, you love really fabulous leather goods, the soft as butter stuff, kicky shoes and designer handbags. And watches. Any old battery job should do but it doesn’t. If you win the lottery, you have the watch picked out.

4 to 6 AM: Your clothes reflect your personality, or at least, that is always your goal. You want people to look at you and see you as you see yourself, whether that’s glamourous or flirtatious or gracious or whatever. If an outfit doesn’t compliment you, why buy it? The only fashion trend worth following is the one you set for yourself.

6 to 8 AM: Mystery is the keyword. Keep ‘em guessing. From careful makeup to glamourous hair styles, to softly draped clothes and kicky heels, your outfits are camouflage. You love that color range that hints at dark secrets, the deep purples and midnight blues and of course, black. Your jewelry tends to be expensive and is your favorite investment.

8 to 10 AM: You like to blend with the crowd because who wants to look like a billboard? Neutral colors are your faves. Neutral styles that last for years are what you try to buy. You can reach into your mix and match closet and always come up with a suitable outfit for any occasion. Okay, you have a passion or two, like a favorite piece of jewelry that’s your signature.

10 to Noon: You wear what suits your daytime job, put most of your money there, whether you work in uniform or in a suit or something more casual. And because you are always appropriately dressed for work, when you play you break out in the other direction. Crazy colors and today’s latest styles get collected for vacations. Maybe you should take more vacations?

Noon to 2 PM: Your clothes can be a giveaway of your personality, not that you mean them that way. But you tend to dress to match your attitudes, conservatively or flamboyantly, because you can be either. True to yourself is probably what fills your closet. Mostly red? You’re more congenial than you know. Mostly black? You like privacy.

2 to 4 PM: You’re probably better than most people at cleaning out your closets because you really do like to stir things up. Last year’s stuff is a bore. This year means new attitudes, new experiences. When you choose clothes you look for allure and if anyone calls you sultry, umm hmm, maybe so. You like your outfits to make you feel sexy. Because you are.

4 to 6 PM: You tend to be practical, buy stuff that takes hard wear and doesn’t die in the washing machine. Life is busy and your clothes have to match. So denim and knits and comfy shoes and big purses match your style. Okay, you have a couple of killer outfits plus beaded purses and kicky shoes, because everyone needs a night out. Or two. Or more.

6 to 8 PM: On the run, that’s you, and you like a mix and match wardrobe that let’s you sleep as late as possible before dashing off to work. Whatever you grab from the closet will be suitable on the job. Off the job you love to go fancy even if all that’s called for is a velvet blazer with your jeans. And purses! You like them pretty and don’t mind paying a bit extra.

8 to 10 PM: Artistic is your style, not to mention romantic. Clothes that flow or have a gypsy feel, rich colors, maybe even some bead or sequin trim, suit your fancy. If your day life doesn’t match your dreams, then you skimp on work clothes and splurge on to-die-for party shoes, or chiffon scarves and um hmm, fancy lingerie from a pricey shop?

10 to Midnight: Favorite daytime duds include jeans and sweaters and wide-brimmed straw hats for gardening. Favorite evening wear is velour lounging pants and top plus cute house shoes. You may be practical at the day job, but at home, where your heart is, you choose the glamourous version of both work and play outfits. Your weakness? Costume jewelry.

Kajian Terbaru HARI KIAMAT :O

2008-10-22T15:07:00.001+08:00

Kajian Terbaru Hari Kiamat .

a) Mengikut hadith umat Rasulullah akan hidup selama 1500 tahun... sekarang sudah 1439 =426 + 13 tahun hijrah... daripada ini kita ketahui kita akan bertahan dalam masa 61 tahun lagi.. Jikalau ini benar, bumi akan kiamat pada tahun 2066

b) Saintis telah menjumpai sebuah planet yang lebih kecil daripada bumi yang menghala ke bumi.. Ia telah dianggarkan bahawa planet itu akan melanggar bumi pada tahun 2014. Amerika akan cuba untuk menukarkan orbitnya dengan menembaknya dengan sebuah roket... Dan saintis juga telah menjumpai sebuah planet yang juga akan menghentam bumi... Ia dianggarkan akan melanggar bumi dalam masa 60 tahun lagi... Dan planet ini lebih besar daripada bumi... Jikalau ini benar, dunia akan musnah pada tahun 2065....

c) Dan dikatakan kuasa Israel akan mencapai puncaknya pada tahun 2007... Dan kuasanya akan jatuh semula dalam 14 tahun, iaitu tahun 2022, disebabkan oleh penurunan semula Nabi Isa... . Dan hadith mengatakan bahawa Nabi Isa hanya akan hidup selama 40 tahun dan dunia akan kiamat pada hari Nabi Isa wafat.. Jikalau ini benar dunia akan kiamat pada tahun 2062... Dianggarkan Bumi Akan Kiamat Antara Tahun 2062-2066....

Wallahu'alam... Semua ini telah dikaji... Dan yang dipercayai paling tepat ialah hadith yang mengatakan bahawa umat Rasulullah akan bertahan selama 1500 tahun... Kita telah berada di bumi ini selama 1439 tahun... Cubalah anda kirakan sendiri...

In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful

Beribadatlah wahai umat-umat Islam sekalian... Sampaikanlah mesej ini kepada semua kenalan Islam anda... Semoga saudara-saudari sekalian akan mendapat rahmat ALLAH S.W.T... .

40 historical oddities you dont know

2008-10-08T21:52:00.000+08:00

here are some historical oddities that some of you might not know :)

1. Charles Darwin married his first cousin.

2. John F. Kennedy, Anthony Burgess, Aldous Huxley, and C.S. Lewis all died on the same day.

3. Officially, the longest war in history was between the Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly, which lasted from 1651 to 1986. There were no casualties.

4. Gay marriage was legally recognized in Rome, and Nero himself married at least two gay couples.

5. Adolf Hitler’s nephew, William Hitler, immigrated to the United States in 1939 and fought against his uncle.

6. Thomas Paine was elected to the first post-revolution French parliament, despite not speaking a word of the language.

7. William Howard Taft is the only US President to come third in his campaign for re-election, losing to eventual winner Woodrow Wilson and fellow Republican Theodore Roosevelt.

8. Technically, Henry VIII had only two wives. Four of his marriages were annulled.

9. King Richard II invented the handkerchief.

10. The Parliament of Iceland is the oldest still acting parliament in the world. It was established in 930.

11. The people who founded the Futurism art movement also founded the first Italian Fascist party in 1918.

12. Albert Einstein was offered the role of Israel’s second President in 1952, but declined.

13. New Zealand was the first country to enfranchise women. It gave them the vote in 1895.

14. The 27th amendment to the US constitution took 202 years to ratify, having been proposed in 1789 and finally ratified in 1992.

15. Until April 2008, the island of Sark remained the last feudal state in Europe.

16. Tomatoes were considered poisonous for many years in Europe and they were grown for ornamental reasons only. In fact, the leaves and stems of tomatoes are poisonous (but they can be used in moderation for food flavoring).

17. Soon after building started in 1173, the foundation of the Pisa tower settled unevenly. Construction was stopped, and was continued only a 100 years later. Therefore, the leaning tower was never straight.

18. Ancient Egyptians used slabs of stones as pillows.

19. People have been wearing glasses for about 700 years.

20. King Charles the Second often rubbed dust from the mummies of pharaohs so he could “absorb their ancient greatness.

21. Before the Boston Tea Party, the British actually lowered tea taxes, not raised them.

22. England’s King George I was actually German.

23. Abel Tasman “discovered” Tasmania, New Zealand and Fiji, on his first voyage, but managed to completely miss mainland Australia!

24. Ethnic Irishman Bernardo O’Higgins was the first president of the Republic of Chile.

25. Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died on the same day - the 50th anniversary of the U.S. Declaration of Independence.

26. When the American Civil War started, Confederate Robert E. Lee owned no slaves. Union general U.S. Grant did.

27. Kaiser Wilhelm II, Tsar Nicholas II and George V were all grandchildren of Queen Victoria.

28. Karl Marx was once a correspondent for the New York Daily Tribune.

29. Josef Stalin once studied to be a priest.

30. Henry Kissinger and Yassir Arafat won the Nobel Peace Prize. Gandhi never did.

31. The Constitution of the Confederate States of America banned the slave trade.

32. The Finnish capital of Helsinki was founded by a Swedish king in 1550.

33. The “D” in D-Day stands for “Day” - “Day-Day”

34. There was a New Australia in Paraguay in the 1890s.

35. A New Orleans man hired a pirate to rescue Napoleon from his prison on St. Helena.

36. Like Dracula (Vlad Tepes), there really was a King Macbeth. He ruled Scotland from 1040 to 1057.

37. In 1839, the U.S. and Canada fought the bloodless “War of Pork and Beans”.

38. Despite the reputation, Mussolini never made the trains run on time.

39. The world powers officially outlawed war under the 1928 Kellogg-Briand Pact.

40. Ancient Egypt produced at least six types of beer.

Interesting facts .

2008-10-06T21:40:00.000+08:00

some interesting facts .

some of them might be slightly exaggerated but hey, they are still damn interesting.

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

3. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

6. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.

7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2″ by 3-1/2″.

8. During the chariot scene in “Ben Hur,” a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston’s wearing a watch).

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries… .)

10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564, 000.

13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

14. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before.

15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.

18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’ s “Born in the USA.”

19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

20. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so the called themselves Motorola.

22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

23. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike
contest.

26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, “Elementary, my dear Watson.”

28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!

29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.

31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

Heyyy Lets Fill In This Surveyyy :)

2008-09-23T16:14:00.000+08:00

Heyyy Lets Fill In This Surveyyy :)

what would you do if I?

1. I made a move on u:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I asked you on a date:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
9. i asked u out?

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Body:

::WOULD YOU::

13. Be my friend?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Go on a date with me?
17. Keep in touch?
18. Try and solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?

::HAVE YOU EVER::

21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?

::AND MORE::

28. Who are you?
29. Are we friends?
30. When and how did we meet?
31. Describe me in one word:
32. What was your first impression?
33. Do you still think that way about me now?
34. What reminds you of me?
35. If you could give me anything what would it be?
36. How well do you know me?
37. When's the last time you saw me?
38. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
39. Where / How can i contact you ?

COPY ALL AND FILL IN HERE:
(comment)

I've Reached My Goal , 1000 Visitors ! THANK YOU :)

2008-09-23T13:49:00.000+08:00

WOW , I've reached 1000 visitors from around the world !!! thank you so so much to all of my precious visitors ! thanks for visiting my blog spending time reading or checking out , its because all of you visiting me that i am still updating this blog . thank you so much ! i really appreciate your visit here , actual i am very new in blogging and my account is not even a month yet . can you imagine how happy i am to know that its not even a month since i've started blogging and i have reached more than 1000 visitors :) thank you all . and more to that , as i said before , i am new and if there is any ideas , any comments or such , please say so in my comment box / guest book . thank you thank you thank you people !!! i promise to update with more interesting things as many as i can as long as you promise to keep the numbers up ! and hey , vote for me too : :)

LOTS OF XOXO ,
Putri :)

Kids Explain Love :)

2008-09-20T22:10:00.000+08:00

KIDS EXPLAIN LOVE

How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?

* "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." — Bobby, age 9

* "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold… Other people care more about the food." — Bart, age 9

* "Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." –Sarah, age 9

* "See if the man has lipstick on his face." — Sandra, age 7

* "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are — on fire." — Christine, age 9

What are some titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved?

* "'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'" — Arnold, age 10

* "'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'" — Larry, age 8

* "'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'" — Eddie, age 6

* "'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.'" — Bob, age 9

* "'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!'" — Will, age 7

* "'Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.'" — Sharon, age 9

What most people are thinking when they say "I love you"?

* "The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." — Michelle, age 9

* "Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat." — Dick, age 7

How did love start?

* "Cupid kissed God and that got the ball rollin'." — Julio, age 9

* "One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods. He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him … After a while, they became the first married gods." — Robbie, age 8

Why does love happen between two particular people?

* "One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." — Andrew, age 6

* "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell … That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." — Mae, age 9

* "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." — Manuel, age 8

What is falling in love like?

* "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." — John, age 9

* "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." — Glenn, age 7

What is the role of beauty and handsomeness in love?

* "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." — Anita C., age 8

* "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." — Brian, age 7

* "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." — Christine, age 9

How important is love?

* "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." — Greg, age 8

How do people in love typically behave?

* "Mooshy … like puppy dogs … except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much." — Arnold, age 10

* "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." — Wendy, age 8

* "All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark." — Sherm, age 8

Why do lovers often hold hands?

* "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." — Gavin, age 8

* "They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." — John, age 9

Confidential opinions about love

* "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television." — Jill, age 6

* "Love is foolish … but I still might try it sometime." — Floyd, age 9

* "Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place … We were behind a tree." — Carey, age 7

* "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." — Dave, age 8

* "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." — Regina, age 10

What personal qualities you need to have in order to be a good lover?

* "Sensitivity don't hurt." — Robbie, age 8

* "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." — Ava, age 8

What are some surefire ways to make a person fall in love with you?

* "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." — Del, age 6

* "Shake your hips and hope for the best." — Camille, age 9

* "Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs … and don't worry if their parents are right there." — Manuel, age 8

* "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." — Alonzo, age 9

* "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." — Bart, age 9

How was kissing invented ?

"I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all
over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even
stoves in their houses."
Gina, age 8

How a person learns to kiss

"You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls."

Julia, age 7

"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best
of you."
Brian, age 7

"It might help to watch soap operas all day."
Carin, age 9

When is it ok to kiss someone

"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7

"It's never okay to kiss a boy.They always slobber all over you ...
That's why I stopped doing it."
Tammy, age 10

"If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime.But if it's a new
person you have to ask permission."
Roger, age 6

How to make love Endure

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
Dick, age 7

"Don't forget your wife's name ... That will mess up the love."
Erin, age 8

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take
out the trash."
Dave, age 8

"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind ... Love isn't
like picking what movie you want to watch."
Natalie, age 9

GREAT TRUTHS in LIFE

2008-09-20T20:47:00.000+08:00

Great Truths in Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED :
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, ! but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa.
2) You don't believe in Santa.
3) You are Santa.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

Gun Guitar

2008-09-16T21:52:00.000+08:00

Gun Guitar: Play and Kill at the same time

HOW AWESOME :)

Play and kill at the same time with the Gun guitar. Someone from Gizmodo saw this in a Japanese Yamaha store, where there must be lots of weird guitars, have a look at the bass in the left. The price is about $700, not bad if only you could shoot with it

RUSSIAN GOLDEN PORSCHE :)

2008-09-16T01:29:00.000+08:00

RUSSIAN GOLDEN PORSCHE

Shockingly i am to know that in Russia they drive in solid gold covered Porsche cars. More than 40 pounds of the pure gold was used while decorating this particular car.

CHINA's WATERWORLD

2008-09-14T21:42:00.001+08:00

CHINA's WATERWORLD

okay this is amazing , Atkin's Architecture Group recently won the first prize award for an international design competition with this stunning entry. Set in a spectacular water filled quarry in Songjiang , China , the 400 bed resort hotel is uniquely constructed within the natural elements of the quarry. Underwater public areas and guest rooms add to the uniqueness, but the resort also boasts cafes, restaurants and sporting facilities.

What promises you is the lowest level runs with the aquatic theme by housing a luxurious swimming pool and an extreme sports center for activities such as rock climbing and bungee jumping which will be cantilevered over the quarry and accessed by special lifts from the water. With a stunning visual presentation as shown here, it's no wonder this project took home the first prize. This is a fine example of an ultra modern facility co-existing amongst its natural environment.

Glamorous Hummer

2008-09-14T15:25:00.001+08:00

PINK HUMMER ? CUTE :)

Star Wars Wedding

2008-09-14T14:31:00.000+08:00

Star Wars Wedding

There are lots of Star Wars wedding such as Star Wars fan wedding or hardcore Star Wars fan wedding . I'm amazed by this one as Photographer Justin Winokur has a very neat Flickr photoset of what is undoubtedly one of the BEST Star Wars wedding ever!

21 Leaf Clover

2008-09-14T03:24:00.000+08:00

21 Leaf Clover

A 21-leaf clover discovered on June 3 by Iwate prefecture farmer Shigeo Obara . Its now in the Guinness world record for most leaves on a clover stem (Trifolium repens L.). The current official record was held by an 18-leaf clover that Obara found in his garden in May 2002.

The record-breaking clover’s 21 leaves each measure about 1 centimeter long and overlap each other like rose petals on a 3-centimeter stem.

Obara, a former food crop researcher, has been conducting independent research on clovers in his garden for over 50 years. He first became interested in clover mutations after discovering an unusual patch of 4-leaf clovers in 1951. Since then, Obara has been crossbreeding the plants in his garden to research the genes associated with leaf count, color, pattern and size.

Obara plans to file a new application with Guinness, although he is considering waiting a while. “We are likely to find clovers with more leaves,” he says. Last month, a family member claimed to have found a 27-leaf clover, but the discovery was not confirmed.

While some say that 4-leaf clovers symbolize happiness and luck, 5-leaf clovers symbolize wealth and 6-leaf clovers symbolize fame, it is unclear what 21-leaf clovers symbolize.

Maybe happy lucky wealthy and famous life ? LOL

JAPAN's craziest product .

2008-09-14T02:57:00.000+08:00

Japan's Craziest Product !

The Candy That Makes You Horny
That's the actual name of this Lollipop package. It tastes like flavored condoms

The Jonas Brothers : Burnin' Up MOVIE

2008-09-14T02:36:00.000+08:00

COMING SOON on the big screen !!!
The Jonas Brothers: Burning Up

Release Date: February 27, 2009
Studio: Walt Disney Pictures
Director: Bruce Hendricks
Screenwriter: Not Available
Starring: Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas
Genre: Documentary, Music
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Official Website: Not Available
Review: Not Available
DVD Review: Not Available
DVD: Not Available
Movie Poster: Not Available
Production Stills: Not Available

Plot Summary: Disney is giving the Jonas Brothers the 3-D treatment on the big screen. The Jonas Brothers film will include footage from their upcoming "Burning Up" concert tour, as well as documentary material on the lives of the three brothers, Kevin, Joe and Nick.

More than just a concert, this film will take moviegoers inside the band's creative process, and present them in a very intimate and entertaining way.

Trailer:
Coming Soon!

Job Fair In CHINA .

2008-09-14T02:21:00.000+08:00

Job Fair In CHINA
care for a job anyone ?

Cheap Parking Anyone ?

2008-09-14T02:00:00.000+08:00

Cheap Parking Anyone ?

A well-dressed blonde woman goes into a bank in centran Manhattan and sits down to speak with the loan officer. She explains to him that she will be traveling to Europe and will need a $5000 loan. The loan officer explains that the bank will need some sort of collateral. The woman produces keys to a Rolls-Royce parked outside. She offers them to the loan manager, along with an envelope containing the car title. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral. As the woman leaves, there are some snickers that she would leave a $250,000 car as collateral for a $5000 loan. One of the bank managers takes the keys and from the loan officer and drives the car himself into the bank’s underground parking.

Two weeks later, the woman comes back and repays the loan, plus $15.43 interest. As she is taking her keys back, the loan officer gets up the courage to ask the question which has been nagging at him: “While you were gone, we looked into your financial situation and we found out that you are a multi-millionnaire. Why would you need a $5000 loan?” She replies “Where else in Manhattan can I leave my car for two weeks, still have it be there when I get back, and only pay $15.43 for parking?”

Who said blondes were stupid?

English Headache :D

2008-09-14T01:47:00.000+08:00

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called…….Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
Several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians
eat??........Humans ???

STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN

2008-09-13T16:23:00.000+08:00

Karangan Si Budak .

2008-09-13T16:19:00.001+08:00

Karangan budak darjah 4
bacalah hasil yg mengejutkan dr budak ni

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam
batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar.

Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak
saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya.

Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang
feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah.

Dia pun bertukar menjadi
Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar
menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar
menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah.

Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak saya menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul
pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi
yang akan mati.

Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Amazing : Sculptures of the books

2008-09-13T15:35:00.000+08:00

Sculptures of the books

This is simply unrealistic, as this can be done from the book

WARNING - Sugar Cane Drinks .

2008-09-13T15:23:00.000+08:00

Warning on sugar cane drinks !!!

Health News - About Sugar Cane drinks

A friend whose father works for the government health inspection
passed on his info. Their job is to inspect all hawkers, their cooked food, their store hygiene, etc. They found sugar cane juice has the highest content of bacteria among all food. In fact, it has exceeded the set limit.

Hence, these guys had to find out why. They went round all sugar cane stores and watched the way the hawkers handled their sugar cane, wash their glasses, their entire procedure.

But they couldn't find the problem.

One day, they stayed till closing time and discovered some shocking
facts! Whenever, the hawkers closed their stores, they would wash the floor with detergent.

As we know, the remaining sugar canes will be placed at the back of
the store, vertically standing and as sugar canes are very porous, they tend to absorb whatever liquid around them.

Besides the soapy water, the dirt on hawkers' boots, cats' urine,
etc, will all be absorbed??

Now, whenever I eat at a hawker centre, I would warn all my friends about this and of course, I stopped drinking my favourite sugar cane juice.

A friend, who loved sugar cane juice, was pregnant. She was always drinking sugar cane juice. Anyway, one day she miscarried and the fetus was already like 6 or 7 months old, I think. When the doctors did an autopsy to find out why all of a sudden the fetus had died inside her, they found traces of some chemical substance, which was found in cat urine. Large traces of it.

While it would not be able to harm adults, it was extremely toxic to
babies, what more a fetus? So they tried to determine how this cat urine thing could have ended up in the fetus.

This meant that it had to be digested by the mother, right? And the only logical conclusion they could come up with was that since these sugar cane juice stall holders just leave the canes lying around on the wet and dirty floor, it would not be impossible to think that stray cats could have peed on those sugar canes or near those sugar canes.

So think carefully the next time you order that favourite sugar cane
juice!

Please pass this on to everyone you know in S'pore & M'sia.

Let's take action to make this world a better & safer place for ALL
of us & the generations to come.

Weird : Lip Tattoo .

2008-09-13T15:18:00.000+08:00

LIP TATTOOING is crazyyy !!!

Princess Amy's Hideout

Sorry

Mummy's Famous Cupcake

Islam is Love

TEAM JACOB :)

Dear Ladies ,

New Moon : New Casts

NEW : Eminem - We Made You

The Twilight Saga - New Moon posters

The Twilight Saga - New Moon , casts :

Twilight Cupcakes ?

Jacob Black ?

Something To Laugh At

20 Most Bizarre Houses around the world

Rihanna's Fight

Stop Violence Against Women !

at WAR

GLASS GUN :)

Swiss watch found in 400-year-old tomb

Merry Christmas , Happy Holidays ;)

My Blog Award

BABY Sandwich .Funny :)

When A Wife Waits for Her Husband

KAWAN YANG BAIK (A True Friend)

Password Problem .

Princess Parking :DD

Muslim Celebrities.

Michael Jackson Converts to MUSLIM :)

Former king of pop Michael Jackson has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel, it has been reported.

New Marlboro Marijuana

The Coolest Car Security EVER !!!

Coolest Car Security

5000 visitors :)

How Powerful LOVE Can Be :)

Amazing Views at DUBAI

Spontaneous Game Show Responses :)

Amazing stuffs u could do with windows

short jokes

Insults of Intelligence .LOL

New washing machine :)

Important tips .

being a TRUE MUSLIM . What it asks for us ? :)

diffs between MEN & WOMEN :DD

Anologi rumput dan kasih sayang :))

LOL :DD

BARRACK OBAMA for president :)

Hair Color Jokes

BEFORE & AFTER marriage :D

MALAYSIA vacation guide :))

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The KL Hip Hop Festival 2008 :))

PRETTY GOTH DOLLS :))

15 amazing facts about the human body

SUNDAY SCHOOL GIRL :DD

The DEVIL :O

I want to be the bad guy.

Funny Warning Labels

The Amazing World of Cultural Body Art

One of the oldest forms of artistic and cultural expression, tattoos represent a range of ideas, traditions, and societal standards.

India - Henna

Polynesia

Ethiopia

Southeast Asia

Japan

7 Foods You Should NEVER Eat !

Lessons from Hell :D

What Is Your Star Style ?

Houses of the Horoscope to understand your style preferences.

Kajian Terbaru HARI KIAMAT :O

40 historical oddities you dont know

Interesting facts .

Heyyy Lets Fill In This Surveyyy :)

I've Reached My Goal , 1000 Visitors ! THANK YOU :)

Kids Explain Love :)

GREAT TRUTHS in LIFE

Gun Guitar

RUSSIAN GOLDEN PORSCHE :)

CHINA's WATERWORLD

Glamorous Hummer

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